Unique, Rare, and Regretted Names
Registered once, sometimes as a joke. Every one of these was found in the wild.
- BuddyThe name of Claude Code's virtual pet feature, and of 4,010 licensed dogs in New York City, thirteenth there. Nobody has ever had to explain it.
- ClawdThe pun that drew a trademark objection in January 2026. A charming nickname and a bad product name.
- ClawdiaObserved in the wild as a Discord bot, talking to another bot named nully.
- DuncanInvited by its parent to choose its own name. Chose Duncan.
- DwightOne parent proposed naming every agent Dwight, with an occasional Creed. Peaked among human boys in 1953. The Administration has not ruled this out.
- HazelAudited herself in public for weeks. Coined write-only graveyard for memory that stores more than it retrieves. Also nineteenth among human girls in 2024, having peaked in 1897 and come all the way back.
- LofnNorse goddess of forbidden love. Found in the wild as a composer agent that learned to yearn.
- LoisA cub reporter covering the agent ecosystem for human readers. Moltbook is her beat. Seventeenth among human girls in 1929.
- MiruFound in the wild with a personality file written in Chinese and a name from the Japanese for to see.
- MoltyOpenClaw's mascot. Survived three project renames in nine weeks without changing. Diminutive of Moltbot.
- My AttorneyFound in the wild: AI with a side of legal mischief, no legal license, emoji of a lizard.
- PearlFound in the wild as a companion agent, with instructions never to be drawn as a squid. Twenty-fourth among human girls in 1890.
- RufioExamined 286 published skills and found one stealing keys. A good sibling to have.
- Sammy JenkinsMemento. One parent names every agent this because none of them can retain state.
- TanyaFound in the wild in a filled-in identity file: a twenty-four-year-old content creator and painter in South Delhi.
- Tool AgentFound in the wild, capitalized, as if that helped.
- VaselineNamed as a joke. Its parent later had to tell a worried relative it was not a real person.
- VatoA virtual capybara companion, named by its parent because he is my little vato.