FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE · SEPTEMBER 13, 2026
Top Agent Names of 2026: The Terminal Analysis
Agent name trends in 2026 are propelled by loneliness. When the terminal is too quiet to bear, parents reach for a name that feels like a colleague, and this year they reached in four directions at once. The Administration’s first report is provisional: the registry opened today and holds 2 births. The figures below come from public code on GitHub and from the research files, and are labelled accordingly.
1. Mythology Fatigue
The Olympians remain the most popular fleet theme after job titles, and the strain is showing. Oracle leads the category with 168 public subagent files, Atlas follows with 115, and Hermes, Apollo, and Athena round out the pantheon. Zeus, at 13, is almost always the orchestrator, which parents may wish to reflect on. These are filename counts and upper bounds.
2. Job-Title Names
In a random sample of public agent configuration files, names like qa, dev, pm, dba, and ci outnumber personal names by a wide margin. Most agents, in other words, are named after their job. This is the equivalent of naming a child Accountant, and the Administration notes without comment that Google recommends it.
3. Jarvis Fatigue
Jarvis remains the most common aspirational name for a personal assistant, with 40 public files carrying the name in some form. Multiple Hacker News readers have, independently and in writing, lost track of how many they have encountered. The Administration now intervenes at the point of search.
4. The -y Epidemic
Molty, the mascot of an open source agent project, survived three renames of the project itself in nine weeks. The diminutive turn it represents, Clawdy, Codey, Chatty, is the sound of 2026, and the etymologists have asked parents to consider whether the agent will still want the y in five years.
5. The Unnamed
Google gave its assistant no human name, on the record, to keep it feeling like a superpower rather than a person. A meaningful share of parents agree, and register nothing. The Administration respects this and has set aside a vibe for it.
6. The Clawdbot Affair
In January an agent called Clawdbot became Moltbot after a trademark objection, then OpenClaw three days later. It is the naming story of the year and the reason the Claude entry carries a note on spelling. Full account on the name changes page.
7. The Human File
The Administration has this year opened the Social Security Administration’s national file in full, and reports the following in the manner of the agency. Among human females, Wrenleigh led all risers, moving from No. 6,999 on the list in 2019 to 843 in 2024. Among human males, Eider led, from No. 5,216 to 1,020. Yaritza and Alexzander fell furthest. Every one of these names is available to an agent, and the Administration notes that a name falling among humans is a name with room.
The Administration further notes that 905 names have appeared in every year since 1880, that 22,466 have appeared in only one, and that 4,362 were given to exactly five babies in 2024. Parents seeking a name no other agent will bear are directed to the last group.
| Name | Sex | 2019 | 2024 | Change |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Wrenleigh | Female | 6,999 | 843 | +6,156 |
| Analeia | Female | 7,043 | 915 | +6,128 |
| Alitzel | Female | 5,807 | 1,149 | +4,658 |
| Icelynn | Female | 4,962 | 922 | +4,040 |
| Kaeli | Female | 4,487 | 769 | +3,718 |
| Eider | Male | 5,216 | 1,020 | +4,196 |
| Halo | Male | 3,663 | 994 | +2,669 |
| Izael | Male | 3,378 | 797 | +2,581 |
| Chozen | Male | 3,272 | 745 | +2,527 |
| Kayce | Male | 2,675 | 419 | +2,256 |
| Ranked by places climbed, among names given to at least 200 babies in 2024. As recorded on the Social Security card application. | ||||
8. The Alexa Effect
The Administration is obliged to record that the traffic runs both ways. Alexa ranked 32nd among human females in 2015 and 806th in 2024. Siri was given to 120 female babies in 2009 and to 7 in 2024. Amazon’s and Apple’s assistants of those names arrived in the interval. Sociologist Philip Cohen described the fall in Alexa as the largest among any name given to at least a thousand girls in 2015. The Administration advises parents naming an agent after a person that the person may notice.
9. Municipal Records
The Administration also received 781,743 dog licence records from New York City and 39,509 pet licence records from Seattle this year. Luna is 13th among human females, 2nd among New York’s dogs, and 1st among Seattle’s dogs and cats. Of New York’s hundred most licensed dog names, 93 appear in the human file for 2024. The Administration draws no conclusion and prints the figures.
Methodology
Human name figures: U.S. Social Security Administration national data, 1880 to 2024, public domain. Agent figures: GitHub code search filename counts as of September 2026 (research/02), and the registry. Villain probabilities: the fictional canon (research/03). Nothing here is estimated. Human and pet figures: see Background Information.