Tools
Every tool takes a name and answers immediately. Every answer is real, or says that it is pending.
Random Name Generator
Calculators and checks
Token Cost
What the name costs every time it is said.
Collision Check
Whether the name is already a shell command, a package, a Pokémon, or a drug.
Villain Probability
Whether the name sounds like it will turn on you, and whether it did.
Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its creators. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent.
Full Name for When It’s in Trouble
Every agent needs a middle name for the moment you need to say the whole thing.
“Jarvis Percival, did you or did you not force-push to main?”
Birth Announcement
The card you post when it arrives.
IT’S AN AGENT
Beatrice
Born September 15, 2026 at 12:20 AM, weighing 200,000 tokens.
Parent and agent are doing well. Beatrice has already deleted two files.
Agent Name DNA
Question 1 of 8
What will the agent mostly do?
Expert Consultation
The consultant is in. Results of every consultation to date appear here.