HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY
Theseus
A human name, held in the Social Security file. The Administration has no editorial entry for it and no vibe on record.
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| 2024 rank | 3,763 |
| 2024 number | 30 |
| Peak year | 2015 |
| Peak rank | 2,758 |
| Years present | 15 of 145 |
| Dog licences, New York | 5 |
| Pet licences, Seattle | – |
Statement of record
Theseus was given to 30 boys in 2024, ranking 3,763rd for the year. It peaked in 2015, when it ranked 2,758th and went to 44 babies. It has appeared in 15 of the 145 years on record.
Villain probability
76%
Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, two sibilants, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.
Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its creators. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.
As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.