HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Alessandro

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Alessandro, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	497
2025 number	608
Peak year	2025
Peak rank	497
Years present	73 of 146
Dog licences, New York	2
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Alessandro was given to 608 boys in 2025, ranking 497th for the year. It peaked in 2025, when it ranked 497th and went to 608 babies. It has appeared in 73 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Alessandro

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

52%

Basis: phonetics. Two voiced obstruents, one sibilant, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.