HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Alfie

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Alfie, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	2,056
2025 number	72
Peak year	2024
Peak rank	2,029
Years present	58 of 146
Dog licences, New York	728
Pet licences, Seattle	28

Statement of record

Alfie was given to 72 boys in 2025, ranking 2,056th for the year. It peaked in 2024, when it ranked 2,029th and went to 75 babies. It has appeared in 58 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 565 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Alfie

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

30%

Basis: phonetics. Ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.