HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Alonso

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Alonso, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	785
2025 number	324
Peak year	2010
Peak rank	636
Years present	108 of 146
Dog licences, New York	11
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Alonso was given to 324 boys in 2025, ranking 785th for the year. It peaked in 2010, when it ranked 636th and went to 380 babies. It has appeared in 108 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Alonso

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

40%

Basis: phonetics. One sibilant, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.