HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Asser

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Asser, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	12,204
2025 number	5
Peak year	2019
Peak rank	4,976
Years present	15 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Asser was given to 5 boys in 2025, ranking 12,204th for the year. It peaked in 2019, when it ranked 4,976th and went to 19 babies. It has appeared in 15 of the 146 years on record. Five babies received it in 2025, the smallest number the Social Security Administration will print. It has fallen 5,541 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Asser

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

70%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. Two sibilants, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.