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PET NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Asta Pasta Evans-Lanza

A pet name, held in municipal licence records. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Asta Pasta Evans-Lanza, as recorded
Sex
2025 rank
2025 number
Peak year
Peak rank
Years present
Dog licences, New York
Pet licences, Seattle1

Statement of record

In Seattle it is on 0 dog and 1 cat licences. The Social Security Administration has never printed it, which means fewer than five human babies received it in any year since 1880.

Villain probability

80%

Basis: phonetics. Three voiced obstruents, one bilabial stop, four sibilants, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

Counts are licence records, not individual animals; a renewed licence is counted again.

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