HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Baden

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Baden, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	–
2025 number	–
Peak year	2004
Peak rank	2,701
Years present	26 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Baden was not given to five or more babies of either sex in 2025. It last appeared in 2021. It peaked in 2004, when it ranked 2,701st and went to 39 babies. It has appeared in 26 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Baden

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

54%

Basis: phonetics. Two voiced obstruents, one bilabial stop, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.