PET NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY
Bam-Bam
A pet name, held in municipal licence records. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.
| Sex | – |
|---|---|
| 2025 rank | – |
| 2025 number | – |
| Peak year | – |
| Peak rank | – |
| Years present | – |
| Dog licences, New York | 31 |
| Pet licences, Seattle | 2 |
Statement of record
Bam-Bam is on 31 dog licences in New York City, ranking 2,993rd among the 34,672 names there. In Seattle it is on 2 dog and 0 cat licences. The Social Security Administration has never printed it, which means fewer than five human babies received it in any year since 1880.
Villain probability
46%
Basis: phonetics. Two voiced obstruents, two bilabial stops, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.
Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.
Counts are licence records, not individual animals; a renewed licence is counted again.