HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Brett

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Brett, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	1,382
2025 number	133
Peak year	1986
Peak rank	69
Years present	94 of 146
Dog licences, New York	9
Pet licences, Seattle	1

Statement of record

Brett was given to 133 boys in 2025, ranking 1,382nd for the year. It peaked in 1986, when it ranked 69th and went to 4,729 babies. It has appeared in 94 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 457 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Brett

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

48%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, one bilabial stop, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.