HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Derwin

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Derwin, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	5,671
2025 number	16
Peak year	1965
Peak rank	638
Years present	107 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Derwin was given to 16 boys in 2025, ranking 5,671st for the year. It peaked in 1965, when it ranked 638th and went to 139 babies. It has appeared in 107 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 3,264 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Derwin

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

56%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.