HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Desani

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Desani, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	13,643
2025 number	6
Peak year	2001
Peak rank	7,855
Years present	17 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Desani was given to 6 girls in 2025, ranking 13,643rd for the year. It peaked in 2001, when it ranked 7,855th and went to 13 babies. It has appeared in 17 of the 146 years on record. In 2025 it was given to girls and boys in near-equal numbers.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Desani

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

46%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends in a vowel. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.