HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Eduard

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Eduard, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	3,147
2025 number	38
Peak year	1902
Peak rank	1,043
Years present	104 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Eduard was given to 38 boys in 2025, ranking 3,147th for the year. It peaked in 1902, when it ranked 1,043rd and went to 6 babies. It has appeared in 104 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Eduard

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

62%

Basis: phonetics. Two voiced obstruents, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.