HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Ezan

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Ezan, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	6,571
2025 number	13
Peak year	2024
Peak rank	6,282
Years present	8 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Ezan was given to 13 boys in 2025, ranking 6,571st for the year. It peaked in 2024, when it ranked 6,282nd and went to 14 babies. It has appeared in 8 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 2,410 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Ezan

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

66%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.