HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Ezekial

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Ezekial, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	3,684
2025 number	30
Peak year	2021
Peak rank	2,331
Years present	67 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Ezekial was given to 30 boys in 2025, ranking 3,684th for the year. It peaked in 2021, when it ranked 2,331st and went to 59 babies. It has appeared in 67 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 1,123 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Ezekial

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

66%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.