HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Garrison

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Garrison, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	1,757
2025 number	92
Peak year	1999
Peak rank	566
Years present	111 of 146
Dog licences, New York	8
Pet licences, Seattle	1

Statement of record

Garrison was given to 92 boys in 2025, ranking 1,757th for the year. It peaked in 1999, when it ranked 566th and went to 353 babies. It has appeared in 111 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 458 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Garrison

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

66%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.