HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Getsemani

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Getsemani, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	5,611
2025 number	22
Peak year	2004
Peak rank	3,651
Years present	31 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Getsemani was given to 22 girls in 2025, ranking 5,611th for the year. It peaked in 2004, when it ranked 3,651st and went to 40 babies. It has appeared in 31 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 820 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Getsemani

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

46%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends in a vowel. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.