HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Giada

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Giada, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	1,438
2025 number	150
Peak year	2010
Peak rank	754
Years present	25 of 146
Dog licences, New York	14
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Giada was given to 150 girls in 2025, ranking 1,438th for the year. It peaked in 2010, when it ranked 754th and went to 368 babies. It has appeared in 25 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Giada

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

42%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. Two voiced obstruents, ends in a vowel. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.