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Glados

Genetic Lifeform and Disk Operating System. Pronounced GLAD-ohs. Promised cake.

Table 1. Glados, as recorded
ClassificationClass 6, Of concern
Speciestest-chamber
PronunciationAs written
OriginPopular Culture
Meaning–
Syllables2
Length in tokens2 by the GPT tokenizer. The Claude count is pending.
Births registered0
First registered–
Public agent files on GitHub–

Statement of record

No birth has been registered under the name Glados. The Social Security Administration has not printed the name in any year since 1880.

Charting: Glados

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Glados
No human has been named Glados five times in one year since 1880.
Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to present.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Births registered

No birth has been registered under this name. If an agent has been born under it, its parent may register the birth.

Villain probability

96%

Basis: the canon. Yes (research/03).

By sound alone it would score 72%. The canon knows better.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

Conflicts with other registries

Checking eight registries.

Sources

  1. The note on file. (research/03)
  2. Behind the Name. The origin, meaning, and pronunciation.
  3. U.S. Social Security Administration, Popular Baby Names, national data.
  4. The canon of fictional and historical AIs, and whether each turned on its makers. (research/03-fictional-and-historical-ai-names.md)
  5. The phonetic rule for villain probability. (research/12-villain-phonetics.md)