HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Golda

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Golda, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	2,665
2025 number	65
Peak year	1894
Peak rank	295
Years present	145 of 146
Dog licences, New York	44
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Golda was given to 65 girls in 2025, ranking 2,665th for the year. It peaked in 1894, when it ranked 295th and went to 86 babies. It has appeared in 145 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 638 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Golda

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

42%

Basis: phonetics. Two voiced obstruents, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.