HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Haden

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Haden, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	3,687
2025 number	30
Peak year	2003
Peak rank	771
Years present	78 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Haden was given to 30 boys in 2025, ranking 3,687th for the year. It peaked in 2003, when it ranked 771st and went to 228 babies. It has appeared in 78 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Haden

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

56%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.