HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Hazley

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Hazley, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	2,568
2025 number	68
Peak year	2024
Peak rank	2,127
Years present	16 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Hazley was given to 68 girls in 2025, ranking 2,568th for the year. It peaked in 2024, when it ranked 2,127th and went to 90 babies. It has appeared in 16 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 389 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Hazley

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

46%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends in a vowel. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.