HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Heber

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Heber, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	3,601
2025 number	31
Peak year	1891
Peak rank	508
Years present	141 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Heber was given to 31 boys in 2025, ranking 3,601st for the year. It peaked in 1891, when it ranked 508th and went to 13 babies. It has appeared in 141 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 722 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Heber

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

28%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, one bilabial stop, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.