HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Hephzibah

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Hephzibah, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	10,405
2025 number	9
Peak year	2023
Peak rank	9,869
Years present	19 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Hephzibah was given to 9 girls in 2025, ranking 10,405th for the year. It peaked in 2023, when it ranked 9,869th and went to 10 babies. It has appeared in 19 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Hephzibah

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

56%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. Two voiced obstruents, two bilabial stops, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.