HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Hirsh

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Hirsh, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	12,716
2025 number	5
Peak year	1994
Peak rank	6,607
Years present	2 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Hirsh was given to 5 boys in 2025, ranking 12,716th for the year. It peaked in 1994, when it ranked 6,607th and went to 8 babies. It has appeared in 2 of the 146 years on record. Five babies received it in 2025, the smallest number the Social Security Administration will print.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Hirsh

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

60%

Basis: phonetics. One sibilant, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.