HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Hyrum

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Hyrum, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	3,470
2025 number	33
Peak year	1883
Peak rank	664
Years present	111 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Hyrum was given to 33 boys in 2025, ranking 3,470th for the year. It peaked in 1883, when it ranked 664th and went to 9 babies. It has appeared in 111 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 1,369 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Hyrum

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

50%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. Ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.