HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Ilona

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Ilona, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	3,861
2025 number	38
Peak year	1940
Peak rank	824
Years present	116 of 146
Dog licences, New York	2
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Ilona was given to 38 girls in 2025, ranking 3,861st for the year. It peaked in 1940, when it ranked 824th and went to 75 babies. It has appeared in 116 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 1,361 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Ilona

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

30%

Basis: phonetics. Ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.