HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Jakir

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Jakir, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	12,799
2025 number	5
Peak year	2000
Peak rank	7,757
Years present	3 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Jakir was given to 5 boys in 2025, ranking 12,799th for the year. It peaked in 2000, when it ranked 7,757th and went to 8 babies. It has appeared in 3 of the 146 years on record. Five babies received it in 2025, the smallest number the Social Security Administration will print.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Jakir

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

56%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.