HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Jared

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Jared, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	396
2025 number	804
Peak year	1998
Peak rank	51
Years present	117 of 146
Dog licences, New York	3
Pet licences, Seattle	1

Statement of record

Jared was given to 804 boys in 2025, ranking 396th for the year. It peaked in 1998, when it ranked 51st and went to 7,462 babies. It has appeared in 117 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Jared

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

72%

Basis: phonetics. Two voiced obstruents, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.