HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Jaslene

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Jaslene, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	3,421
2025 number	45
Peak year	2008
Peak rank	376
Years present	25 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Jaslene was given to 45 girls in 2025, ranking 3,421st for the year. It peaked in 2008, when it ranked 376th and went to 872 babies. It has appeared in 25 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Jaslene

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

46%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends in a vowel. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.