HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Jaysean

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Jaysean, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	9,260
2025 number	8
Peak year	2010
Peak rank	1,916
Years present	30 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Jaysean was given to 8 boys in 2025, ranking 9,260th for the year. It peaked in 2010, when it ranked 1,916th and went to 74 babies. It has appeared in 30 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 4,649 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Jaysean

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

66%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.