HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Jersey

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Jersey, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	1,394
2025 number	157
Peak year	2010
Peak rank	1,071
Years present	35 of 146
Dog licences, New York	137
Pet licences, Seattle	2

Statement of record

Jersey was given to 157 girls in 2025, ranking 1,394th for the year. It peaked in 2010, when it ranked 1,071st and went to 232 babies. It has appeared in 35 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Jersey

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

62%

Basis: phonetics. Two voiced obstruents, two sibilants, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.