HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY
Jesus
A human name, held in the Social Security file. The Administration has no editorial entry for it and no vibe on record.
| Sex | Male |
|---|---|
| 2024 rank | 164 |
| 2024 number | 2,210 |
| Peak year | 2001 |
| Peak rank | 66 |
| Years present | 145 of 145 |
| Dog licences, New York | 7 |
| Pet licences, Seattle | – |
Statement of record
Jesus was given to 2,210 boys in 2024, ranking 164th for the year. It peaked in 2001, when it ranked 66th and went to 6,425 babies. It has appeared in every one of the 145 years on record, one of 905 names that have.
Villain probability
92%
Basis: phonetics. Two voiced obstruents, three sibilants, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.
Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its creators. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.
As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.