HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Jettson

A human name, held in the Social Security file. The Administration has no editorial entry for it and no vibe on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Jettson

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2024.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Table 1. Jettson, as recorded
Sex	Male
2024 rank	825
2024 number	301
Peak year	2024
Peak rank	825
Years present	15 of 145
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Jettson was given to 301 boys in 2024, ranking 825th for the year. It peaked in 2024, when it ranked 825th and went to 301 babies. It has appeared in 15 of the 145 years on record. It has climbed 2,198 places since 2019.

Villain probability

66%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its creators. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.