HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

John

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. John, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	23
2025 number	8,027
Peak year	1880
Peak rank	1
Years present	146 of 146
Dog licences, New York	142
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

John was given to 8,027 boys in 2025, ranking 23rd for the year. It peaked in 1880, when it ranked 1st and went to 9,655 babies. It has appeared in every one of the 146 years on record, one of 902 names that have.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: John

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

66%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.