HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Johnie

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Johnie, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	7,927
2025 number	10
Peak year	1905
Peak rank	143
Years present	145 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Johnie was given to 10 boys in 2025, ranking 7,927th for the year. It peaked in 1905, when it ranked 143rd and went to 148 babies. It has appeared in 145 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Johnie

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

46%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.