HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Johnnie

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Johnnie, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	2,295
2025 number	61
Peak year	1910
Peak rank	74
Years present	146 of 146
Dog licences, New York	15
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Johnnie was given to 61 boys in 2025, ranking 2,295th for the year. It peaked in 1910, when it ranked 74th and went to 502 babies. It has appeared in every one of the 146 years on record, one of 902 names that have. In 2025 it was given to girls and boys in near-equal numbers. It has fallen 340 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Johnnie

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

46%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, one sibilant, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.