HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Kabir

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Kabir, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	999
2025 number	227
Peak year	2021
Peak rank	839
Years present	50 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Kabir was given to 227 boys in 2025, ranking 999th for the year. It peaked in 2021, when it ranked 839th and went to 284 babies. It has appeared in 50 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Kabir

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

48%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, one bilabial stop, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.