HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Kaden

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Kaden, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	328
2025 number	1,034
Peak year	2006
Peak rank	92
Years present	46 of 146
Dog licences, New York	11
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Kaden was given to 1,034 boys in 2025, ranking 328th for the year. It peaked in 2006, when it ranked 92nd and went to 4,746 babies. It has appeared in 46 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Kaden

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

56%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, ends on a consonant. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.