HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Keoni

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Keoni, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	2,067
2025 number	72
Peak year	2023
Peak rank	1,600
Years present	58 of 146
Dog licences, New York	2
Pet licences, Seattle	1

Statement of record

Keoni was given to 72 boys in 2025, ranking 2,067th for the year. It peaked in 2023, when it ranked 1,600th and went to 109 babies. It has appeared in 58 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 274 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Keoni

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

30%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. Ends in a vowel. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.