HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY
Kuiper
A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.
| Sex | Female |
|---|---|
| 2025 rank | 16,217 |
| 2025 number | 5 |
| Peak year | 2022 |
| Peak rank | 4,634 |
| Years present | 8 of 146 |
| Dog licences, New York | – |
| Pet licences, Seattle | 2 |
Statement of record
Kuiper was given to 5 girls in 2025, ranking 16,217th for the year. It peaked in 2022, when it ranked 4,634th and went to 22 babies. It has appeared in 8 of the 146 years on record. Five babies received it in 2025, the smallest number the Social Security Administration will print.
Villain probability
22%
Basis: phonetics. One bilabial stop, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.
Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.
As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.