HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Kyser

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Kyser, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	5,130
2025 number	19
Peak year	2019
Peak rank	3,231
Years present	28 of 146
Dog licences, New York	3
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Kyser was given to 19 boys in 2025, ranking 5,130th for the year. It peaked in 2019, when it ranked 3,231st and went to 36 babies. It has appeared in 28 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 1,435 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Kyser

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

40%

Basis: phonetics. One sibilant, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.