HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Laguna

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Laguna, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	12,601
2025 number	7
Peak year	2024
Peak rank	10,725
Years present	2 of 146
Dog licences, New York	4
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Laguna was given to 7 girls in 2025, ranking 12,601st for the year. It peaked in 2024, when it ranked 10,725th and went to 9 babies. It has appeared in 2 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Laguna

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

36%

Basis: phonetics. One voiced obstruent, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.