HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Lahiam

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Lahiam, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	1,542
2025 number	112
Peak year	2024
Peak rank	1,279
Years present	2 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Lahiam was given to 112 boys in 2025, ranking 1,542nd for the year. It peaked in 2024, when it ranked 1,279th and went to 154 babies. It has appeared in 2 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Lahiam

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

50%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. Ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.