HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Landan

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Landan, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	4,328
2025 number	24
Peak year	2006
Peak rank	945
Years present	44 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	–

Statement of record

Landan was given to 24 boys in 2025, ranking 4,328th for the year. It peaked in 2006, when it ranked 945th and went to 198 babies. It has appeared in 44 of the 146 years on record. It has fallen 1,153 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Landan

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

56%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. One voiced obstruent, ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.