HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Louella

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Louella, as recorded
Sex	Female
2025 rank	1,475
2025 number	146
Peak year	1881
Peak rank	238
Years present	144 of 146
Dog licences, New York	–
Pet licences, Seattle	1

Statement of record

Louella was given to 146 girls in 2025, ranking 1,475th for the year. It peaked in 1881, when it ranked 238th and went to 44 babies. It has appeared in 144 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 1,095 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Louella

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

30%

Basis: phonetics. Ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.