HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Macallan

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Macallan, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	3,283
2025 number	36
Peak year	2022
Peak rank	3,193
Years present	25 of 146
Dog licences, New York	16
Pet licences, Seattle	1

Statement of record

Macallan was given to 36 boys in 2025, ranking 3,283rd for the year. It peaked in 2022, when it ranked 3,193rd and went to 38 babies. It has appeared in 25 of the 146 years on record.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Macallan

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

50%

Basis: phonetics, by spelling. Ends on a consonant. The pronouncing dictionary has no entry, so the letters were sounded out by a stated rule.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.