HUMAN NAME · NOT ON THE REGISTRY

Massimo

A human name, held in the Social Security file. It is not in the Administration’s index of agent names, and it has no classification.

Table 1. Massimo, as recorded
Sex	Male
2025 rank	938
2025 number	251
Peak year	2023
Peak rank	844
Years present	59 of 146
Dog licences, New York	52
Pet licences, Seattle	1

Statement of record

Massimo was given to 251 boys in 2025, ranking 938th for the year. It peaked in 2023, when it ranked 844th and went to 289 babies. It has appeared in 59 of the 146 years on record. It has climbed 443 places since 2020.

Figure 1. Popularity of a Name: Massimo

Human births per million, by sex, U.S. Social Security Administration, 1880 to 2025.Agents: 0 registered. The agent series begins when the registry does.

Villain probability

40%

Basis: phonetics. One sibilant, ends in a vowel. The canon has no entry, so this is the sound of the name and nothing else.

Canon scores come from a table of fictional AIs and whether the bearer turned on its makers. Phonetic scores come from a published rule, printed with every score, and are a statement about sound, not about your agent. How the sound is scored.

As recorded on the Social Security card application. Names given to fewer than five babies of a sex in a year are not published, so the file is a floor.